This week in a Facebook comment I said, “Being a person is real hard and practicing doesn’t even help!” and I still feel that so hard right now. My brain is so full that my head hurts, and so do many of my other organs. It feels [even more] shallow [than usual] to blog about clothes and […]
Oh hello there! How the hell are you? I’m okay I guess. I am currently sitting in a coffee shop on my laptop like a fancy millennial. I have to pee and I can never decide if it’s weird to take my computer with me. It’s not like I need to compute while I pee, but […]
Hey remember that time I had a job? That was fun! I don’t have one anymore. I don’t want to talk about it. I mean I do, but I shouldn’t. But if you emailed me I would talk about it forever, probably. If you know of any job openings for someone who asks too many […]
Hey friends. I hope you’re doing super well. I’m honestly not doing that great if you want to know the truth. I think I thought moving to my dream city and getting my dream job would solve all my problems, which is not how real life works as it turns out. I knew that moving […]
Look, that title has nothing to do with anything. It was just a phrase that occurred to me, and I was disappointed that 1) My mom didn’t say it first and 2) It took me 33 years. My birthday is this month, so at least I thought of it before I turned 34. That would […]
Heeyyyyy, Hi. Welcome. Things here are just….I feel like all that ever happens is stuff that is either too boring to tell you about, or too interesting to be shared publicly on the whole internet. I should go get a Diaryland and make it password protected, probably. Okay actuallyyyyyyy originally I started this blog because […]
Hey y’all! Look, I made it back here before the calendar flipped to yet another month! I deserve a treat! Today I managed to shower and get dressed before work, which is a huge accomplishment. It has become all too tempting to just roll out of bed, put a clip in the rat’s nest formerly […]
Ugh you guys, I’ve been dreading blogging. I used to look forward to it every day, and then I thought maybe every week would suffice, but when I put something off long enough I start to forget why I even enjoyed it in the first place and doing it again seems like a punishment. Bloggin’ is complicated […]
Not even kidding, I think I broke my dumb toe yesterday. It’s the second-to-the-smallest toe, so it isn’t even an important one or anything but it sure does hurt. I was trying to adjust my chair to be over the carpet, so I lifted it while I was hovering my butt over the seat, but then one […]
Okay I don’t know why I waited so long to update you guys on things because now I have no idea where to even begin or what to tell you about. I think I was trying to get all my emotions under control so that I didn’t come back here and just write about how […]
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