Not even kidding, I think I broke my dumb toe yesterday. It’s the second-to-the-smallest toe, so it isn’t even an important one or anything but it sure does hurt. I was trying to adjust my chair to be over the carpet, so I lifted it while I was hovering my butt over the seat, but then one […]
Okay let’s get down to business here, people. No more sappy Father’s Day stuff, we need to talk about clothes and food. I feel like the weekend is ancient history now, but I remember I ate some things that I wanted to tell you about. I didn’t really wear clothes for pretty much the whole time, […]
Look, I was going to try to make today only about happy things but then it was the day that Jes left and I ended up crying like a big whiny baby. Jes was the first friend I made in my department at work, and I have looked up to her ever since the first […]
Today has been a real boring day, but in the good way. I’ve got a load of towels in the washer, the oven is heating up so that I can make a pizza (do you have a favorite frozen pizza? I know how that sounds because frozen pizza is pretty grody but if you haven’t […]
Why yes I did just rip off an old McDonald’s slogan for this blog title. I gotta level with you–eventually I may skip doing titles altogether because that mess is hard. I’m so bad at naming them that they barely even relate to the post so when I go back and try to link to […]
Hold onto your butts, kids. This is a long one. Okay so I came outside to blog from the patio with my iced latte like a cool Real Blogger, but it’s already hotter than I care for and Zach has a pork butt on the smoker so it’s pretty odorous out here. I’m going to […]
Okay hi, it’s me again. I was in a totally bangin’ mood until I watched a video of my sister performing for Mortified, and now I’m super melancholy and the infinite sadness (sorry but that vid hit me in my 90s spot real hard) about how far away my family is! So not only are my parents […]
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