Look, that title has nothing to do with anything. It was just a phrase that occurred to me, and I was disappointed that 1) My mom didn’t say it first and 2) It took me 33 years. My birthday is this month, so at least I thought of it before I turned 34. That would […]
Today has been a glorious food day, and I hope the momentum continues forever. Back when I started this shift, I was all, “Oh hell yes, I’m going to be eating breakfast out every got damn day!” but I think it’s only happened three times in the past two years, today being the third time. […]
Well that was certainly a lengthy title. It turned out I had two varieties of bombs at my disposal, but two of ’em were the same, so I used one of them and took a bunch of photos until the water was cold, and then had to refill the tub. The things I do for […]
You guys I’m not even kidding, that cloud-to-butt app is the best thing the internet ever gave me, and I met my husband and most of my friends online. Okay fine, it ranks after Zach, my job, and 5 of my friends. But it’s still SUPER FUNNY OMG. Just look at these incredible examples that literally had […]
Y’all, today is my two-year workiversary at MailChimp, can you even believe it? Okay probably you can indeed believe it because other people’s professional development is sort of boring. But for a while there, keeping jobs was not my forte and I got the axe more than once. More than once in a row, even. […]
Y’all all I really want is a big ass iced latte, but I already walked by West Elm and my boyfriend from yesterday was working so I know I can’t go there but I WANT TO. I am chugging an infinity of water instead, and it is not nearly as delicious, nor does it contain any […]
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