Hey friends. I hope you’re doing super well. I’m honestly not doing that great if you want to know the truth. I think I thought moving to my dream city and getting my dream job would solve all my problems, which is not how real life works as it turns out. I knew that moving […]
Look, that title has nothing to do with anything. It was just a phrase that occurred to me, and I was disappointed that 1) My mom didn’t say it first and 2) It took me 33 years. My birthday is this month, so at least I thought of it before I turned 34. That would […]
Heeyyyyy, Hi. Welcome. Things here are just….I feel like all that ever happens is stuff that is either too boring to tell you about, or too interesting to be shared publicly on the whole internet. I should go get a Diaryland and make it password protected, probably. Okay actuallyyyyyyy originally I started this blog because […]
Hey y’all! Look, I made it back here before the calendar flipped to yet another month! I deserve a treat! Today I managed to shower and get dressed before work, which is a huge accomplishment. It has become all too tempting to just roll out of bed, put a clip in the rat’s nest formerly […]
Ugh you guys, I’ve been dreading blogging. I used to look forward to it every day, and then I thought maybe every week would suffice, but when I put something off long enough I start to forget why I even enjoyed it in the first place and doing it again seems like a punishment. Bloggin’ is complicated […]
First of all, I was about to start this entry with “Yo yo yo” but do actual people say “yo” anymore? Because that appears to be not only my preferred blog opening but also the way I answer the telephone most often, and is probably as hip as saying, “Greetings and salutations”* or describing things […]
Not even kidding, I think I broke my dumb toe yesterday. It’s the second-to-the-smallest toe, so it isn’t even an important one or anything but it sure does hurt. I was trying to adjust my chair to be over the carpet, so I lifted it while I was hovering my butt over the seat, but then one […]
Okay I don’t know why I waited so long to update you guys on things because now I have no idea where to even begin or what to tell you about. I think I was trying to get all my emotions under control so that I didn’t come back here and just write about how […]
Look, guys. Even when I make a decision that is a good one, I sometimes still feel regret. I do my best to change a situation when it sucks, so changing one that doesn’t 100% suck feels very strange. I could totally have kept working here forever and been moderately happy, but the remaining […]
Well that was certainly a lengthy title. It turned out I had two varieties of bombs at my disposal, but two of ’em were the same, so I used one of them and took a bunch of photos until the water was cold, and then had to refill the tub. The things I do for […]
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