Look, that title has nothing to do with anything. It was just a phrase that occurred to me, and I was disappointed that 1) My mom didn’t say it first and 2) It took me 33 years. My birthday is this month, so at least I thought of it before I turned 34. That would […]
Okay I made a title and just started typing. Let’s do this. Actually let’s not do much of anything, I’m tired. After a three-day weekend, work usually seems hard and boring. Luckily, today has been relatively easy, and there was even cake! One of my department’s managers is leaving after 6 years, so we had cake […]
Why yes I did just rip off an old McDonald’s slogan for this blog title. I gotta level with you–eventually I may skip doing titles altogether because that mess is hard. I’m so bad at naming them that they barely even relate to the post so when I go back and try to link to […]
Hold onto your butts, kids. This is a long one. Okay so I came outside to blog from the patio with my iced latte like a cool Real Blogger, but it’s already hotter than I care for and Zach has a pork butt on the smoker so it’s pretty odorous out here. I’m going to […]
Look, I don’t have any title ideas. I should be taking more notes, because I’m positive someone said something funny during the past three days but I sure as shit can’t remember anything except copious food, and time running through my hands like water. Since last we spoke, the weekend happened. Also, I need to […]
Back when pork used to market itself heavily, post-“the Other White Meat” and pre-“Be Inspired” (which is apparently their current campaign), they had a series of billboards with common sayings where “pork” would take the place of some other noun. As a fan of the absurd, I loved these billboards. My favorite was the one […]
You guys I typed a paragraph and then it disappeared but then it looked like it was back but it was actually yesterday’s post with today’s title, and then it was actually gone except for the subject line. Will I ever figure out blogging? STAY TUNED. So what I was saying before I was so […]
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