THE BIG NEWS OH EM GEEEEEEE

This weekend in Ross, I saw an adorable coffee mug with the phrase “Bloom where you are planted” emblazoned on it. I’m familiar with the phrase, and at first blush it sounds sort of comforting and motivational, right?  Make the best of a bad situation!  You can’t control life, so just deal with it!  That’s not […]

Fried Day

Today has been a glorious food day, and I hope the momentum continues forever.  Back when I started this shift, I was all, “Oh hell yes, I’m going to be eating breakfast out every got damn day!” but I think it’s only happened three times in the past two years, today being the third time. […]

Megablog: Weekend +Other Days

Okay let’s get down to business here, people.  No more sappy Father’s Day stuff, we need to talk about clothes and food.  I feel like the weekend is ancient history now, but I remember I ate some things that I wanted to tell you about.  I didn’t really wear clothes for pretty much the whole time, […]

Cryday

Look, I was going to try to make today only about happy things but then it was the day that Jes left and I ended up crying like a big whiny baby.  Jes was the first friend I made in my department at work, and I have looked up to her ever since the first […]

Crunchblog

Okay kids, today I am in a time crunch so this’ll be a speedy edition of lunchblog here at Clotheshog.  Today was a tough day and I would love nothing more than to bitch about it with you, but I’m gonna skip it and tell you about this beautiful piece of chocolate cake I have: it […]

Bleakend

Okay okay my weekend wasn’t exactly bleak, but it wasn’t full of vim and vigor either. Saturday was, of course, a work day.  Sunday we tried to go swimming but the pool was absolutely seething with screaming children so that didn’t quite pan out.  Yesterday I decided we should probably go do something, so I dragged […]

Bomb-Azz Reviews #3: Sex Bomb (plus clothes and food because come on, it’s me)

Well that was certainly a lengthy title.  It turned out I had two varieties of bombs at my disposal, but two of ’em were the same, so I used one of them and took a bunch of photos until the water was cold, and then had to refill the tub. The things I do for […]