I’m so cranky today, guys. I was semi-cranked yesterday, but I’m operating at full crank levels currently. A bad thing happened that I want to tell you about but can’t, and that was dumb to say but mostly I am fishing for you to tell me I’m smart and perfect and anyone who disagrees is a lying turd burglar. I look forward to hearing your sentiments in the comments. But only if they’re nice about me, and mean about everyone who was ever less-than-complimentary about me. I would like to drown my sorrows in pizza and burgers and pizzaburgers, but I think a Stouffer’s French Bread pizza will have to suffice, because that’s what I have on hand and going places is dumb.
HOWEVER I looked real damn cute today, so let’s talk about that. I’d seen this dress online, and when I finally decided I needed it, it was sold out. I don’t take “You can’t buy this” for an answer, so I got to Googlin’ and located this one on EBay UK. Sometimes I forget that the almighty dollar is actually pretty weak compared to the pound, and the great deal I told myself I was getting was actually sort of a terrible price. But the dress is adorable, and it has a built in petticoat so it’s fluffy without added weight. Much to my body’s dismay, I hate eating fruit. But fruit on clothing is adorable, and I haven’t yet found a burger dress.
In an attempt to make me feel better, Maegan took my photos in various settings around the building until I could muster a real smile. I got to say snarky things about people and places, and my mood lifted a bit, at least until I decided it was time to treat myself to another latte and the coffee shop was already closed. After I get home tonight, I think I’ll heat up my tiny pizza and eat it from the comfort of the bathtub, and then maybe go vote for myself a bunch of times. And I guess I’ll remind myself that other people have real problems, and having fancy dresses and frozen pizza and a bathtub is pretty awesome. Oh and friends. Friends are cool too I guess.